Mini Cooper Found with Unusual Contents

I’ve written about how many living, conscious contortionists can get into a Mini Cooper (17, if I recall correctly), before, but it’s always interesting to see what a person can fit into a tiny car. While a large group of contortionists is the British thing to try to cram in there, for whatever reason, the Floridian take on it is a bit more unusual: four unconscious dudes and a four dead deer.

Why? A combination of some illegal hunting and a lot of alcohol, because nothing says responsible firearms owners like breaking laws and operating a deadly weapon while intoxicated. Some of the deer had been shot, but the last one was run down with the car itself. The poor Mini deserves better than this. All I know is that someone’s favorite snack as a child was clearly leaded paint chips.