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Buy My Volvo

by Paul Strauss

If you’ve got an old beater to sell, it’s probably going to be hard to get what you want for. In this day and age, you need a professional marketing campaign to maximize your return on investment. After all, it’s easier to sell the sizzle than the steak to most consumers. So we give you this clip for a 1993 Volvo 245GL that’s currently for sale.

Here’s a brief description of the car:

“Red. Five owners before me. Complete service journal by Volvo up until in 2009. Inspected until November 30. New battery and radiator. Summer and winter tires.

7500 Swedish crowns, or the highest bidder.
Or in exchange for a really long Xbox.
Test it out in Malmö, Sweden.”

This 245 has everything you could ask for, including both an inside and an outside, and four door handles. It’s even got a fancy turning crank with a built in safety bladder! Funny thing is that it doesn’t make any less sense in Swedish:

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