7 Rules for Dodge SRT Hellcat Owners

YouTuber BigTruckSeriesReview got sick and tired of seeing videos in which the almighty 700+ horsepower Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat got its ass handed to it in drag races. At least in some part, the losses appear to have less to do with the car’s capabilities than the drivers behind the wheel, so he put together this snarky video to educate Hellcat owners on what they need to do if they want to actually win a drag race.

The video is loaded with *ahem* colorful language, so if swearing like a truck driver turns you off, then don’t click play. Despite being hostile and condescending, his advice is completely sane. Though rules 4 through 7 pretty much rule out half of the cars you’d want to race it against.