$300,000 Slot Car Track Available at Neiman Marcus

Did you purchase a slot car track concealed inside a 1969 Camaro Z28 from Hammacher Schlemmer for $85,000? Pffft! You should’ve saved your money for this 1:32 scale hand-made slot car track from Neiman Marcus. Built by the same craftsman at Slot Mods USA who gave us that Camaro Z28, this track takes slot car racing to the stratosphere, with integrated track cameras and mini screen displays capturing all the action for your next race. The track also comes with pit crews, period slot cars, and installation. It will be build to your needs and requires six months’ lead time. And, if you buy it, racing legends Vic Elford and David Hobbs will wave the green flag at your inaugural race night party.

As always, if you don’t buy this for your four-year-old son, you’ve failed as a parent.